i realized this valentines day how annoying people are. if you know me, i think people in general are pretty annoying. valentines day however, broke the record on how annoyed i can become in the span of 24 hours.
do you want to know what's worse than sitting around listening to people talk about how in love they are? listening to people complain about how much valentines day sucks - that's what.
i'm not the kind of person to be all gung-ho for the big LOVE day, but i also don't waste my breath complaining about what a hallmark holiday it is. that is the most cliche complaint i can think of. "valentines day is just another day, wah wah wah." well, if it's just another day, and you don't think people should be putting effort into it - then let me ask you this: why are you wasting so much time complaining about it? with all the effort it took to bitch about how you don't need to be told to be romantic - why don't you go out and buy me some god damn chocolates or something? i like the special dark kind, okay?
you crack me up, bestie.
ReplyDeleteand i say to myself, "laura, why DO you hate venereal disease?" i was wondering if your reasons were the same as mine, and i was disappointed to find out it wasn't venereal disease after all, but valentine's day.
ReplyDeletei wanted to come up with something funny and witty in response to your VD comment above and then i remembered, there's nothing funny about venereal disease, holly. nothing at all.
ReplyDeletethe HIV is a terrible gift to give. also, children are the most common and incurable STDs.
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