Monday, July 27, 2009

i'll defriend a bitch

I have five types of friends on Facebook: family, close friends, work friends, high school friends, and friends of friends; each one of them with their own personal opinions and agendas. I am very opinionated myself and am typically not afraid (queue the nerd music) to express how I feel via status updates, link posts, etc. There is a fine line between respectfully putting your opinions out there and doing so in a way that is hateful, though. But how do we judge where that line blurs?

I should give you some background. I consider myself pretty liberal. I’ve always voted democrat – mostly for social reasons. I’m pro-choice, for gay marriage, etc. When the 2008 election rolled around, I frequently changed my profile pictures to the Obama change campaign pictures, lent my statuses to get out the vote for him and so on. Okay and sure, there were the occasional McCain/Palin jokes that floated around in there, too. It was all in good fun. The night Obama won, like usual, I was on Facebook and chat talking to friends that live around the country about the awesomeness that was his win.

It was then that really hateful status updates started popping up. The N word was flung around a few times; people were pissed he had actually won. I deleted all of these people. I don’t care who you are, a family member, a close friend, a friend of a friend… I don’t put up with hate. It’s just so ugly.

But here’s the question, when do you delete people and when do you say “well, it’s their opinion,” and let it be what it is? Obviously in the above scenario, deleting them seemed completely kosher and I don’t regret for one second some friends I lost that night.

Most of my friends are smart people. They understand that if two gay people get married it does not imply the next law to be passed will allow their neighbor to marry a horse. I would say 90% of them have good common sense, are respectful and awesome. The other 10% are questionable. But does that mean I shouldn’t be friends with them just because they don’t feel the way I do about certain issues?

I had a friend in high school who stopped being my friend because I didn’t believe in God. In high school that was a big deal. I was trying to garner all the friends I could. I was confused and mad at her. I didn’t go around and shove my opinions in her face. I didn’t ridicule her for thinking differently – but she felt strongly enough about it to stop being my friend. This is where the blurry line stems from. Would I want someone to de-friend me because I had a differing idea about a concept held so closely as a belief in God?

I guess I’m suggesting that friendships on Facebook hold meaning. And I know “it’s just Facebook.” But, trust me. I’ve deleted people who have come back and said, “WHY DID YOU DELETE ME!?” with puppy dog eyes and horrible accusatory tones in full flourish. There are people I thought wouldn’t even notice, who’ve added me back a day later. Facebook is serious business.

I have 179 friends on Facebook. Can I even afford to lose the friends? There are things I feel strongly about but let’s face it; I don’t want to hurt my numbers.

Monday, July 20, 2009

how was your weekend?

You know the people who only ask how your weekend went because they desperately want to tell you about theirs?

Well, I've decided I'm no longer going to ask. There is one person in particular who does this almost every Monday and I've decided that I'm no longer going to participate in the ole bait and switch. When they ask me how my weekend went, I'm going to go on and on and on and divulge every little detail. Then, when I'm done - I'm going to immediately change the subject so there is no room left in the conversation to talk about weekends.

Here it is, in story format:

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Laura waved her key in front of the little electronic locking system at the front doors of NET, listening for the click of the door to let her in. The air smelled musty and warm as she walked through the front doors. Her pants were slipping off her hips, but as not to pull them up in front of the cameras pointed directly at the entrance, she begrudgingly walked a little farther towards her desk before grabbing the sides and giving them a quick tug up.

Placing her purse and freshly cleaned coffee mug on her desk, she reached down to turn on her computer. She hadn't even risen from below her desk when a familiar voice, like nails on a chalkboard said "Hi Laura. How was your weekend?"

Laura rolled her eyes before turning her head to face her questioner. This scenario played out every Monday. Laura would say, "Good. How was your---" and then be cut off by a slur of details, event plannings, minute tragedies and happy endings. Unfortunately for her fellow employee, Laura had had enough.

"Well let's see," Laura exclaimed, "On Friday, Bryan and I went to see Harry Potter. It was so good but there were these kids sitting in front of us that just would not shut up. Normally, in a movie like that we don't care because they're Harry Potter fans who are just overly exciting, astheyshouldbe, who are having a good time but still being respectful."

She took a quick breath and continued. "Saturday we just hung out at home, relaxed, you know... it was just nice to spend a day at home. I pulled a few weeds. Didsomelaundry. Readabook. Didthedishesandwatchedsometelevision." She went on and on for a few minutes, trying desperately to fill each second with every agonizingly boring detail.

Then, when the details of Sunday had been disclosed, Laura picked up the phone receiver on her desk and said "Oh, shoot. I have to make a call!" turned her back, and quickly dialed the number to get the mornings time and weather forecast.

Laura could hear the person still standing behind her, shifting her weight from one foot to the other, waiting for her to get off the phone. A few seconds more of waiting, and she finally heard her sigh and turn to walk away.

Laura sighed with relief and hung up the phone. Sitting back down at her desk, she gave herself a congratulatory metaphorical pat on the back and logged into her computer.
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So now, I ask, without any sense of sarcasm... how was your weekend?

Friday, July 17, 2009

mcbarfy

We've all seen the commercials 8 million times. McDonald's new campaign to shove their McCafe' coffees down our throats (literally) has been going on for awhile now. Their goal? Steal business away from the ever-popular Starbucks.

Being that my very best friend works at a Starbucks - I have been financially supporting her (that's my excuse, at least) by only buying my coffee from the delicious, delicious coffee chain. A few friends and I used to have Starbucks Fridays. We rotated weeks and each Friday we would switch who bought our delicious, delicious lattes. Have I mentioned they're delicious? It was a bright spot at the end of our work week.

This morning, running late like usual, I didn't have time to wait in line at Starbucks so I opted for the drive-thru at McDonald's - I figured I'd get a sausage biscuit (my favorite) and maybe try one of them there new McCafe' Mocha's. I considered it research. Was it possible for a McDonald's coffee to even compare to my beloved Starbucks?

Complaint #1: I ordered a small Mocha and the darn thing was too wide at the top to fit in a normal-sized cup holder. WHY is the cup so wide at the top? Starbucks 1, McDonald's 0.

Complaint #2: BARF. It wasn't even remotely good. It tasted like cheap creamer mixed with some chocolate syrup with a little bit of regular coffee thrown in the mix. It wasn't hot enough (which, okay I can't really blame McDonald's for. I let it sit for awhile to cool like I usually do with my Sbux latte... b/c IT is actually hot) but even if it had been hot, it wouldn't have detracted from the graininess of the coffee flavor. Starbucks 2, McDonald's 0.

Complaint #3: I thought, "Maybe it's an acquired taste." So, I forced myself to sip on it for awhile. Sure enough, maybe 10 sips later I thought "Okay, so it's not so bad." But really, yes it was. By this point, it wasn't even lukewarm anymore. Which brings me to the conclusion that the cup doesn't hold the heat in very well. Starbucks 3, McDonald's 0.

Pro #1: It's cheaper than Starbucks. A small mocha only put me out about $2.60 while a tall latte from Sbux would've been about a dollar more. But... here I sit with a small mocha from McDonald's that is still half full b/c I can't bring myself to drink the rest. I would've rather spent a dollar more and had a warm, happy tummy. So, Starbucks 4, McDonald's 0.

So, there you have it.

McDonald's should stick to what it does best - sausage biscuits. Because that, my friend, was delicious.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

hbp, ftw!

Freak the heck out. Harry Potter came out this week and I still haven't seen it yet. I usually go to the midnight release but because of some changes in plans and the hubby's travel plans for work - I have to wait until Friday night.

I talked to someone about the release today and she mentioned what a HUGE Harry Potter fan she was... and then proceeded to ask if Dumbledore died in Order of the Phoenix.

*silence*

ANYWAY.

It's hard to wait when I keep hearing how this is the best Potter movie yet. I thought Order of the Phoenix was by far the best out of the 5 that were already out. If you've read the books, you'll know how the first few movies just don't quite live up to the awesomeness that is Harry Potter. It doesn't help that I've had to wait even longer than I thought to see HBP in the first place. The darn movie was supposed to be released in November (I think it had the same release date as Twilight, even) and then was pushed back due in part to said Twilight.

While I love me some Edward Cullen, he just does not compare to Harry Potter - and Potter fans everywhere were pissed that HP6 (which has always come out in the Fall) was pushed back due to some stinkin' vampires.

In fact, check this out...

"Howler" w/ Hank Green

Curse you July release date!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

on why i'll always buy apple

My first experience with Apple products came when I was a senior in high school. My theater teacher had a powerbook he swore by. When it came time for me to buy my first computer to take to college, Mr. Kimball convinced me a Mac was the way to go.

I saved some money to which my Dad contributed to, and I excitedly ordered my 14 inch iBook G4. When it finally arrived in the mail, I was beside myself. This beautiful piece of stark white technology was mine all mine. Every little feature amazed me. "It talks to me?!"

I carted this computer around through my freshman, sophomore and junior years of college. It went with me everywhere. To class, home to my parents, on any trips I took. I loved it. It wasn't until my senior year of college I began to have problems. Occasionally, the screen would go all wiggley and I'd have to do a manual restart.

I decided to take it into the Apple store where they informed me my logic board was bad. She did a little searching and found that the logic boards in some other computers had been recalled, but I was past the recall date by over 2 and a half years.

When I bought the computer, I also purchased the extended warranty. Unfortunately, my warranty was already a year and a half out of date. I drooled over some of the new macbooks in the store while the nice lady told me she was going to try sending my computer in to be fixed. Since the warranty was so over it's mark, she wasn't sure if they'd cover it or not. They were supposed to call me and let me know how much it was going to be. I mentioned to her that if it wasn't going to be fixed for free, I would probably just purchase a new macbook.

It was only 2 days later the Apple store called me. My computer was back in and ready for pick up. They had replaced the logic board, and b/c my case was cracked in the corner, gave me a new bottom shell - all for FREE. Who does that? I had even told them if it wasn't going to be covered I was going to purchase a brand spanking new computer. And still, they fixed everything for free.

I skipped home with my computer who lasted me another 2 years. She still runs today but the call of the new macbooks finally came knocking on my door and I purchased a new 12 inch macbook last October.

Just recently I purchased an ipod touch. I was itching for an iphone but I settled, still having a contract with USCellular for another 2 years. After having my ipod touch for about 2 months, the itch finally was too bad to stand and I sold the ipod touch to a friend at work, paid the contract cancellation fee to USCellular, and finally bought my iphone. I immediately began my search for the perfect iphone case. I had my ipod touch case still, as my FAW didn't want to purchase that along with the touch. I put the ipod case back in it's original packaging and went into the Apple store again, explained to them my situation. I had an ipod case, but now needed an iphone case. "No problem," he said. Because I still had the case in it's original packaging, they let me exchange my ipod case for an iphone case, no charge to me. I was in and out in a matter of minutes.

This is why I will always buy Apple products. I know there is much talk about how Apple takes advantage of people - putting out a first generation product at a high cost only to make a better product later and cut the price in half. Well, of course they're going to put out a better product later. That's just how technology works. There will always be something better, something new, something cheaper. "People just buy it because it's pretty," is another thing I hear a lot. And to that I say, "Duh." If you make your product appealing, people will be more interested. Apples sleek look is not the reason that keeps me coming back. It is their great customer care, their products that have outlasted any PC I have ever owned, their ability to make great and interesting products, that keeps me coming back.

I will always buy Apple products as long as their support remains high. I love my macbook, my iphone, my ibook G4. And I always will.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

welcome to my desk

I don't have a lot to do today at work. The big-ups are doing some work on our system so I'm kicked out of any invoicing I would normally be doing until lunch time. So, I took this opportunity to take some pictures of my desk. I have a fun little window seat now. Let me show you around!

here is my little slice of window. i can just barely see outside, sweet!

mimi loves her new plant. she loves to wiggle around. also, note the cute cactus!

and this is the fun stuff i have pinned up. wheee!

Well, that's about it. It's exciting here at the NET. Having an iPhone is so fun I can hardly stand it. Just think all the work I'll avoid sending pictures of the fun things happening in my cube. Hooray for menial office employment!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

bitch mode

Why do all the girls in the new Transformers movie look like they have a STD?

B and I went to the midnight showing of Transformers the other night. The theater was packed to the brim mostly with young guys - some toting their girlfriends along. I was excited to see the movie as I really liked the first one. I can remember the holy shit that was awesome feeling I had when the first one ended in the theater. So needless to say, I was pumped.

With all the buzz around Megan Fox, I was prepared for numerous close ups on her boobs. And boy, was I smart to be prepared. There were so many lingering closeups that I even became uncomfortable a few times.

And, it really started bothering me that all the girls looked sweaty ALL the time. I mean, isn't there a/c in the house? Why are you so sweaty? And don't even get me started on the amount of lip gloss that girl wears. WHO WEARS THAT MUCH LIP GLOSS MEGAN?

I know I'm coming across as just another bitchy female who thinks all pretty women are bimbos, but that's just not the case. I like guy movies and I know with that comes watching half-naked girls in completely ridiculous and unbelievable scenarios ie, Megan Fox draped over a motorcycle, her butt sticking up in the air. (That cannot be a comfortable way to sit.)

The more I've thought about it, the more I realize it goes both ways. Megan Fox draped over a motorcycle is really no different than Rob Pattinson going shirtless and running through a forest. They do whatever it takes to get the fans in the door and happy, eager to pay 20 bucks for the DVD when it's released. And let's be cliche', sex sells.

The problem I have is, well, I guess I don't really have a problem at all. It's a movie. Who cares. She's not an ugly girl. Megan Fox is very pretty. I just think she's way prettier when she's clothed and does not have obscene amounts of lip gloss and sweat dripping off of her.

There. I'm done.